"The have bowls! Suck it, Chipotle! Definitely not leaving here hungry. Try the pickled cucumbers and kimchi fried rice! Uh-mazing!"
"Free Deep Condition on Wednesdays!"
"Never have been rendered speechless by such terrible management. Don't bother. There are other places in Monmouth County that do a way better job."
"Don't talk to Charles Bronson!"
"Try the gumbo! If you can handle it!"