"Be careful of how much you order, large portions."
"Try to come more than once a month."
"Their "Zax Sauce" taste terrible. So I asked for ranch (I'm willing to pay for it) & what do I get? Their awful, spiced to the max, Zax Sauce. Did I mention that their Zax sauce is bad terrible?"
"The soda machine is "da bomb"! That's right. DA BOMB!!"
"The Papitos Nachos are AWESOME! The nachos aren't overbearing."
"This is not, I repeat, NOT real Mexican food!!!"