"Publix accepts competitor coupons - at this location, that means Bi-Lo, Food Lion, and Target. No Walmart, Aldi, or anywhere else."
"Chicken biscuits in the morning are evidence that God exists and loves humanity."
"I was in there for twenty minutes, and they didn't try upsell me, but just let me look around and try the guitars I liked. Very nice, considerate, and helpful."
"Bill leaves bruises every time."
"Make sure to ask for Old Man Greg."
"I had a great experience when I came here. At 7:30 on a Saturday night without a reservation, me and 2 friends were seated in 20 minutes and served promptly. Ask for Jesse R., the New Yorker. :)"