"Show up early! Do your best to beat the lines."
"Stopped in for lunch and saw a guy in a #Mizzou shirt. M-I-Z"
"Does your child wear pink? Mine is in green #4."
"Don't eat anything that has touched the floor."
"I wonder if Donn H is a member of the ER staff?"
"Very disappointed Hollywood has switched to pepsi products. Coke will be sorely missed."