"Cheap and tasty tamales!"
"$2 Burgers and cheeseburgers today only! (until 10)."
"Be adventurous, stray away from the tacos and burritos. You won't regret it!"
"Get the pastrami sandwhich, you can repay me for the tip with the sweet tears of joy you'll shed whilst eating it."
"The Brownstone Punch - drink one (or several)."
"Try the chirashi sashimi plate - a massive amount of sashimi for $15 bucks!"