"You kids! Don't break my stuff! You break you buy!!!"
"Watch out for parking zones that turn into late night taxi stands thurs-sat after 10pm."
"Now Renovated. Doesn't feel like a mcdonalds!"
"Ignore the other tip, you make your own stir fry here and are the master of your own meal. A little pricey maybe, but it's worth it!"
"Technically this is tim's mom's house."