"you're either here because you know me and we're hanging out...OR you're not being very discrete by checking in while stalking me, lol."
"If you're here, you obviously know me or came here by accident. Bring a six pack of beer and a bottle of goose! ;)"
"Have Virginia or Minya do your hair. They do great cuts and color!"
"Try the Heavy Seas Peg Leg Beer on Tap. :)"
"check out the peacocks and goats. go inside for hot apple cider and warm pastries, all home made!"