Snax

"$2 pints on Wednesdays, very cyclist friendly"

"Fashionable womens apparel is underarmor and champs sweatpants. BRO BAR BEWARE"

"Don't bother checking in here, the name changes every other month and nothing will ever top "fuck city""

"For the worst nights sleep of your life stay here. Guaranteed to be woken up every 10minutes with a pitbull face wash, the long island express, a deflated air mattress or a lover quarrel. Also no wifi"

"The compound is a haven for sexual predators & the last stop for bi-curious men on skid row. Keep a clean pair of underwear handy and don't look into the wardens eyes or your goodies will be fondled"

"Dat ass is as sweet as honey"