"I didn't know 80%+ of the menu. I guess I'm already supposed to be educated as to what is what before I walk in. Spend $11 on a glass that's from Italy with no description. Not happening."
"At this time, servers are under staffed, the cooks are super slow. It's not that busy either."
"In order to check out a book, you need to stand on one foot, rub your stomach, and pat yourself on the head singing, "Eye of The Tiger"."
"It's the BEST, undiscovered, Chinese restaurant in Westland."
"If you visit the Help Desk, it's recommended you do the funky chicken dance to receive some help."
"Service is slow. I had a Western Omelette, that was pretty tasty. If you want a decent bite then I don't suggest this place. Good food, but uber slow."