"If you want to stand around and watch people workout go buy a P90X tape and leave the gym please...."
"Don't disrespect him. You really might get slapped."
"The tea is amazing, the baked good are amazing, the atmosphere is amazing also. Yes that's alot of amazing, but it's true."
"Watch out for the skunk!!!!"
"On football sunday it's fun to go in wearing your team colors. You get a great back amd forth with some loyal fans."
"Pick a barber and stick with him. Loyalty... that's what barbers like."