"Why are there soaps all over the flo-....oh...I get it..."
"4 my first decree, sample are given to hot, flashing babes. Dudes never get samples."
"If you love trash this is your place."
"$2.50 extra for your order to have chicken breast? Really? It is all about chicken dijon. Just as good and cheaper."
"These banks are douches, they're just not going to look for your best interest."