"Walk away now and book motel-l.se for half the price and ten times the quality"
"Beautiful hotel...if it was 1978. Tries hard but obviously short of cash. Food is muck, beds are awful, walls paper thin. Here on a Groupon? That'll teach ya!!"
"Chocolate brownie is to die for. Plenty in one for two people"
"Restaurant closes at 23:00 but they do take out!"
"Tip Dwane the barman and he'll let you play your own music!"
"Ask for a room at rear of hotel. Train station is very noisy at night at front of hotel"