"I'm so disappointed with the £8.95 241 cocktails. They have premixed sugary naff liquids premixed in bottles. I can't taste the alcohol but my teeth feel fury. Very calorific but no alcohol"
"Magical place to stay. They have goats!"
"Nice place with live chilled out music. The happy hour cocktails had little to no alcohol in them"
"Brilliant lively and dark atmosphere. Come join us and sacrifice a goat in the men's urinals"
"My avatar is a crowd surfing randomer at Kendal Calling festival. I'm really a gothic hamster with mayorship status"
"No more salad cream sachets makes me sad. Why keep horseradish sauce and ditch salad cream. This is illogical to me..."