"Not actually a post office. It's a postal annex."
"The Foursquare hours are wrong. We are open 10-8 Mondays, 12-8 Tuesdays and Wednesdays, 10-6 Thursdays and Fridays, and 10-5 Saturdays. These are the 2013 hours and should be in effect the whole year."
"Some of the buttons on pump 4 don't work."
"Rishi chai is the best chai."
"Can't adopt permanently but still want to help? Become part of the foster program!"
"If you go there enough, they start giving you the secret "good neighbor discount." Shh..."