"It smells like a hamster cage when it's wet outside. It's awesome."
"Do the executive floor. Totally worth it- the rooms are way bigger and the bottled water flows like wine."
"Call ahead for large orders- they'll have it ready right away."
"Russ' breakfast. Can't be beat."
"Apparently they've cancelled happy hour specials. Or they're being selective on who gets the specials. Whatever, still a good tome."