"Fast service for lunch. Decent cheap food. Interesting artwork."
"You voted for smaller government and here it is. Under staffed and worst staff ever."
"$22 valet parking. Then they want a tip to drive 15ft to park your car. You can park elsewhere but not in the hotel lot unless you valet."
"Espresso machine is awesome!"
"You know about the bulls and bears, but watch for snakes and javelina in the parking lot."
"Don't forget to make the other onsite checkin's on the tour."