"Before 6pm you can get a mojito and a burrito for £8.95."
"There is no toilet here."
"They will make anything on the menu vegetarian - just ask to swap the meat for beans."
"There's free wifi, but you need to enter the password in capital letters."
"Don't allow yourself extra time for shopping here - there's not much in the way of Duty Free!"
"Look out for the free chocolates on the counter!"