"There's a squirrel in the living room who likes to steal boiled peanuts."
"There is a family of aliens living in the back yard. They have huge glowing eyes and hide in the shadows!"
"Can't go wrong with vanilla + orange Italian ice!"
"Bring acorns, pecans, walnuts, or avocados and Squirrely will be your new best friend!"
"Bird toys make excellent squirrel toys!"