"Beer cheese soup was a little thin but the ribs definitely fall right off the bone. The dude with the mic making announcements every 15 min was way unnecessary. We're eating not playing bingo."
"Worst HVAC unit in history. The building literally has menopause."
"Best sushi in Fairfield county hands down. No need to go anywhere else. Order yourself a hamachi handroll. You won't be disappointed."
"Best Guinness in Fairfield County. Hands down."
"Wow...didn't realize this place was the Mickey D's of Mexican. 1280 calories for 3 brisket tacos? At least the dos equis was cold."