"Sandwiches were really good. The homemade bread - wow."
"The signage here is extremely poor."
"The beer is good. Solidly good. The food is very average - both pasta and sandwiches. Cellphone reception in here is awful. Do not know why."
"The slot machines in back are so lucky! Every time I put in $20, I win a jackpot in quarters!"
"Scrabble club meets here 7pm every Monday night!"