"The black Forrest cheesecake is not so much Black Forest as it is just costco cheesecake with strawberry sauce"
"With all the marketing they did for the grand opening, they seemed surprised to get so many guests. They actually ran out of Pinot Noir AND moscato at the wine bar. Wow."
"Always crowded and The hostess with dark hair is on a rudeness power trip. Steer clear of her!"
"Their Mero dish ruined me for all other fish. It might have changed my life. Get it."
"Must order apple pie and sweet honey vanilla ice cream"
"Worlds largest gathering of bad jeans ;)"