Spiffy H. 🚴

"How does one become Mayor TODAY (me) and then get ousted TODAY too?!?!"

"I frequent Scrumps often. The cupcakes are amazing. Do ya hear me? Uh-Mazing!!!!"

"I just bought a freakin' brand new looking Patagonia jacket for $3.99. Thrifting rules!"

"Whitney doesn't know what she's talking about. It's still way good."

"Eat anything. It's All good!"

"That just ain't right, I'm here too!"