"Friendly staff, great coffee, fast Internet, all in a previously underserved corner off town. What more could you ask?"
"All NCIS, all the time."
"Do not taunt Blue Demon Horse!"
"Same food and drinks as Charlie O's without the crowds. Sit at the bar and make friends with Mash."
"Can you call it a weekend if you haven't been here?"
"Make sure you get to see the tortilla machine in action!"