"Don't wait to be seated. Just find a spot to squat and start perusing the menu!"
"The french toast is amazing... This is a good old fashioned Greek, no-frills, massive breakfast for $5, kinda diner."
"Take the ENG111; it's super educational."
"If you're Western you will be reminded profusely of how hot the dishes are. When the food came out 5 minutes later piping hot (obviously microwaved) the noodles were spongey and the sauces a sludge."