Spooner

"Pick up a genuine, imported Joya if you're jonesin' for a soda--the toronja will change your life. Real Mexican Cokes here, too (not the stuff that's bottled for US consumption)."

"The weekend barbacoa de cachete is the best 'coa in Austin."

"Avoid at all costs."

"The sausage is legit. Get it and get some to take home. Everything else I've ever had here on multiple occasions has been dried out beyond belief, though. Props for glass bottle sodas."

"What can I say? I bring un da funk and da noize."

"If you're at least an 8 out of 10, then the "it" of "kick it" refers to anthony's fruit stand. He's a little weird like that."