"This person is dumb - Kelly doesn't get mad if you pet her dog. Just don't let your pesky kids fluster the poor dog. Jeez."
"Get the green beans. Best I've ever had! And the dark chocolate souffle! Yum!"
"Get a room with a view to the Hill Country Atrium. So nice:)"
"The Christmas/Christmas Eve menu sucks. Very, very limited selection. But get the lemon tart, its delish."
"The mac and cheese is the best I've ever had. If you love smoked gouda, its a must!"