"Just opened the new cruise terminal!"
"Watch out for the 7-ball rule on the pool table. If someone runs the table before you get a shot, you have to drop trou' in the middle of the bar. Been there, so be aware. : )"
"The new spaghetti with meatballs is worth trying out. Easy to transport and yummy."
"Make sure to watch for the new season of 60-Second Travel Tips, coming in January."
"The tip is: Don't bother buying here. Spent 20 minutes, couldn't find three of my fave wines and didn't see anything that wasn't cheaper at Safeway or Lucky's. Left empty handed."
"Don't bother trying to talk to the other customers. They all turn into Wi-Fi mooching zombies, so it looks like the set of a new show called "Browsing Dead.""