"The chipotle chicken sandwich was borderline warm. The Mac and Cheese tasted like discounted dog food. This place needs to just stick with sweet tea."
"Maybe it's the construction, but this Kohl's is about as jacked up as a squirrel on Red Bull. Fix your store, Kohls."
"The device was shite. The food was cold and I didn't even get what I ordered. Other than that, I should have just went to cracker barrel."