"Turkey and pepper jack panini and mushroom Brie soup is the best meal!"
"They are all so nice here! Great place for a wedding!"
"If you are a single guy you should probably be here on Saturday nights. So many bachelorette parties, little dresses, and the women outnumber the men 10-1. Good luck."
"Jeesh. New Years karaoke. Ouch. Perhaps I'll sing a song dedicated to my love. Perhaps. After more drinks. I've gotta be better than this guy."
"Jackson will only bark at you when you're outside!"