"Order the traditional beef tartare and "Beefsteak" tomato tartare together and compare for a uniquely thought-provoking meal. Ingredients vs. Flavors vs. Textures vs. Components vs. Presentation?"
"Don't park in the adjacent parking lot close to last call... no warning that it gets locked up or a phone number included on the towing warning. Park on the street and risk a break-in instead."
"Come early if you wish to indulge in the deliciousness that is Curry Pan; they run out by sunset."
"The coolest dog hangs out here. I think his name is Josh. Pet him, hug him, love him."
""Stakeout's chips: slippery yet crunchy.""