"incredible service and food. ambience was a little underwhelming- more reminiscent of the corner pub."
"oh my lord! i would give up sex for these ricotta and buckwheat pancakes and never look back."
"feeble attempt at a hipster coffee place. no sleeve tats! not even on the lane way!"
"am i drunker than usual, or is it *really* hard to find your way out of the ladies room here?"
"dos capas is where it's at!!!!"
"the raspberry souffle is amazingly good!"