"Don't leave your parking ticket in the car!"
"Jalapeno cheese dipping sauce...just do it!"
"No Baconalia menu here :( Ihop for the rest of this trip!"
"Hey knucklehead, pull up to the next pump!"
"Use your debit or credit cards only in the East facing machines. The ones facing West get gummed up with sand and chew your card up."
"Joe is the only one that knows how to do rear window defoggers without cloudy tint."