"Come for our November 1st, "Day of the Dead" celebration"
"Join us in game! Visit sidereal.net"
"First Friday of every month - ImagiNATION goth/fetish/cosplay night. Ladies are free, come!"
"The booths are weird, don't sit at them."
"Stacey stores her poo upstairs!"
"The Forsaken Harlequin of Hateful Desire will feast upon your flesh."