"Chuggin Monkey is fun and all, but everyone knows Shakespeares Pub reigns supreme!"
"If you get Jason as your vallet, say a prayer"
"Come see me at the bar and hate me in the morning"
"Got food poisoning here the night before thanksgiving this year. Never again. Gross."
"This place is very underrated. Always go for breakfast tacos and a dos xx. Both are cheap and absolutely delicious"
"The food is amazing but the service could use a little work. Try the Everything, it's to die for."