"If you aren't driving a 4x4 and made it here alive you are officially insane. I highly recommend the drive up in the torrential downpour and lightning storm at night."
"Brunch is over rated and service is super slow. Make sure to get a reservation"
"Race you to the bottom of the glass"
"Slap shot bar in the terminal will provide you views of people drinking beer at 8am"
"Beware this property guarded by vicious attack dog!"