"The gyros are fantastic!"
"Be careful not to offend the spirits that dwell here or they may decide to deny you entrance."
"Watch out for the ghosts!"
"Beware Carl the alligator head - he comes to life at midnight and roams the house looking for tasty snacks."
"This place is really big and PACKED with cool things. I like how tucked away it is as well."
"The guys who run this place are great and they've got all kinds of treasures to unearth - and not just music wise either."