"wait until after the lunch rush (11-2) if you want to sample things. take it from me, i work here. place is jam packed between these hours, and we try to move people through as quickly as possible."
"slut beach in full effect July 4th weekend"
"watch out for bull sharks!"
"take the extra few steps to the bathroom closest to the kitchen. you'll see why."
"wear your shoes in the kitchen"