"There's an older broad in this place with the manners of a complete imbecile."
"I just clogged the toilet in this 60's vintage condo!!"
"In case of a bear, don't worry about out running the bear, just outrun your buddies!!"
"If I were homeless, I would come here and stand in line in order to keep warm. Because that would be an all day event."
"Great pie!! Be sure to hit up lunch buffet!!"
"Watch for deer coming out of fort Custer."