Stephen Ritchie

"Sorry we don't do chips"

"We don't fuck about round here. Don't come round ere at night or you just might lose your life its not a certainty but you may lose it so be careful. So as I said we don't fuck about ye. PresCats onit"

"This Is the yangs residence how may I help you? For golden crown chippy press 1 for the golden crown restraunt press 2 for sue press 3 for tony press 4 for kevin press 5 for robin press 6 for gary 7"