"I haven't been to this location in a while but as soon as I saw the state of the food behind the counter and saw films on everything I almost threw up."
"Came in on a Sat morning the one guy working didnt bother saying hi I asked how he was doing and he looked up from his NintendoDS for just a second to stare at me for one sec before looking back down"
"The food is good but overpriced for the portions. The service is unbelievably slow. I actually thought the server forgot one of our dishes with how long it took."
"This is my house, don't check in here. Creep."
"The service is terrible. The food isn't great and is pretty overpriced. Our waiter forgot my homefries and barely spoke a word to us when he finally got around to taking our order. Don't bother."
"How was my mayorship stolen from my old apartment?!"