"The garage is closed indefinitely. My theory? Fringe event."
"As of May 2013, there is full 4G cell coverage underground here (on AT&T)."
"The café in the lobby has great breakfast sandwiches!"
"Large washing machines: $4.50. Small washing machines: $2.25. Driers: $2.25 for about 54 min. 4 large driers avail. Quarters only, change machines avail."
"The grilled cheese with bacon and tomato is... Wait for it... AMAZING."
"While you're here, say hello to Savage!"