"This is datacenter space, not the hotel."
"Check in special is invalid, mgmt was not aware of fs til now (hi guys). The oatmeal stout rocks."
"Don't order the eggrolls."
"Order a con panna with your dinner. Enjoy real hand-pressed espresso with house made whip cream, and wonder how you ever enjoyed coffee before."
"Go to Blue Star. Order a beer sampler. Try beers you normally would not try."
"Go to Re-Bar on the 3rd Saturday of the month. Enjoy crazy mash-ups."