"Careful at the bar. Got charged $2 for ice in my drink."
"We had the chef prepare what he wanted. Amazing! Scallops were fantastic. All around great food."
"Outside-in burger... a burger stuffed with cheddar and bacon. Need I say more?"
"Calamari was fresh and crispy. She-crap soup. Entrees were great. And enjoy the little homemade cheese that comes with the bread."
"Crab cakes... Lobster cakes... Fish cakes. Its all good. And don't forget a bowl of CHOWD-AH."