"You can totally park here!"
"A mexican dude chugged a Corona and them almost pee'd on me by the taco truck."
"Sour Patch Kids is the best candy in the world."
"Warning: they put about 1lb of cream cheese on every bagel!"
"They have two tables with self-serve beer taps! There is a digital screen that shows how much you pour. They charge by the ounce and a beer ends up costing $3. Downside: only 2 beers to choose from."