"come to watch staff yell at each other including the wimp of a manager. everything will take 4 mins is that ok?"
"Instagram some photos of the grass"
"Help people enjoy sitting outside by either smoking in their face or playing shit music from the speakers of your phone."
"Come here for obnoxious loud "hilarious" staff members."
"My favourite pretentious coffee shop to hang out in, when 2 people aren't managing to somehow take up an entire couch."
"Lots of twats live here"