"Best fish tacos in town!"
"Unlimited pancakes, Baby! Just $4."
"This place has the worst service I've ever received. Margaritas... Not the best. Asked ditsy waitress for more chips twice and never got em. Messed up drinks. Spilled water on my mom. No compensation."
"Bldg 3284 is not a fake place. It actually exists on the gunline. You can see it from the roof. No... Really. It's true. Look at the picture."
"Try some of the Steven. It's the best desert in town!"