"Str8 up. Fat dude with the blowout that gets paid to say hello was grilling me like whoa, just cuz I went to this girls register to buy something. Thats not how you gunna smash dat homie. You chubs"
"Don't get any toppings.. noobs"
"Go Dan n Andria!!!! Woot Woot!!!"
"Don't come on a Saturday night if you hate rubbing elbows with complete strangers!!!"
"if you like bagels from Dunkin Donuts, you pretty much have no idea what a good bagel is.... jussayin"