"Sad day in history. The home wrecker lunch meal no longer exists. RIP"
"If someone farts, there is a bunch of matches near the window."
"$7.61 scores you a burrito with any meat, sour cream and guacamole, chips, drink ( with free refill) and free wifi if you dine in the back (thanks Starbucks!)"
"One of the better burrito places i've been to. Awesome service. Be bold and get the bong water shot."
"Dumplings take at least 20 minutes... Tastes good but not worth the long wait. Try the passion fruit bubble tea!"
"Nintendo Power is on display now to commemorate its final issue. Check out the issues, from oldest to most recent"