"Holy Moly the grilled burrito is as big as your arm!"
"Volcano Roll was pretty darn yummy"
"Try the Fried Pickle Spears! Yum!"
"Ordered ham sandwich with no mayo... Got mayo and a long hair."
"They quit taking to-go orders by phone at 7:00pm"
"Priority mail supplies (mail, tape, and boxes) are only for packages being shipped via Priority Mail. - never thought I would have to leave this as a tip but I just witnessed some ignorant people"