"If you see a mug on the floor with flash flashing.... You have arrived in the right place."
"Check in at 109, get a free Ron Diaz Diet Coke"
"Will can and will take you to adventure land....be carefull..tread lightly...please...."
"Bring extra balls...lol you will need them."
"Try the Salmon Salad for lunch..."
"The real home run champ baby! 61"